Haven’t been all that well of late, what with different things
But we’re on the road each day, driving ‘round, hoping it brings
New sights and pleasures, detracting from what’s gnawing me
But all we’re doing, is spending more than we’re getting to see
Never mind all the taxes we’ve paid over many years
But now we’re self funded, it’s enough to bring you to tears
So I figure there’s only one thing left for me to do
Going to spend it all, so I can get a pension too!